the first obscenity was silence.

People Like Us by Robert Bly

There are more like us. All over the world
There are confused people, who can’t remember
The name of their dog when they wake up, and
—-people
Who love God but can’t remember where

He was when they went to sleep. It’s
All right. The world cleanses itself this way.
A wrong number occurs to you in the middle
Of the night, you dial it, it rings just in time

To save the house. And the second-story man
Gets the wrong address, where the insomniac lives,
And he’s lonely , and they talk, and the thief
Goes back to college. Even in graduate school,

You can wander into the wrong classroom,
And hear great poems lovingly spoken
By the wrong professor. And you find your soul
And greatness has a defender, and even in death
—-you’re safe.

so, i’m watching something called the ‘history bowl’

and i’m very sad to see NO girls in the competition whatsoever.

A man said to the universe by Stephen Crane

A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
“A sense of obligation.”

i have $16 worth of library fees

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bowtiesandheartpatches:

asleepypuppy replied to your photo: Before: no bake butter stuff

what is this becoming? can i eat it? i like butter…

Its a vegan no-bake thing. Its actually pretty good. Both of my parents like it. I like it. This is the recipe.

Clearly, you should feed me some tomorrow. Did you use a special butter to make it vegan? And, if so, where did you get said butter substitute thingy?